A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, βI got married at recess!β and I said βOh? I didnβt know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.β and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said βOh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but weβll be happy together anyway.β
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
they warned us it would be a slippery slope
STOP